The Top Kontrabida Quotes

Reposted. This came from RX 93.1's The Morning Rush with Chico and Delamar.




1. L.A. Blue – “What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring…”

2. Mara – “You think you’re good enough? Think again.”

3. No name – “Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!”

4. Tani – “What a coincidence…UGLY starts with ‘U’.”

5. E-M – “Ang ganda ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin…mula ulo, mukhang paa!”

6. Totski – “Mabilis ba mabuntis ang mga bobo? Bakit ang dami niyo?”

7. Raymond – “Malakas ka pala kumain…halatang galing sa hirap.”

8. SC – When you see an ugly baby: “Magtanim na tayo ng maraming damo, kasi dumadami din ang mga mukhang kabayo.”

9. Merrique – When officemate called me fat, I said: “Kaming mga matataba, puwedeng pumayat. Eh kayong mga pangit?”

10. Dopey – “Siguro taga-Marakina ka, kasi mukha kang takong!”

11. D’brain – From a former teacher: “I won’t pass you. I want to see you suffer.”

12. No name – “Karma’s a bitch, and so are you.”

13. No name – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine to Angelica: “Gusto mo maglaro tayo? Agawan ng mana.”

14. Dyosaimma – “Are you having a freak show that I’m not aware of?”

15. Sutil – One friend hardly drinks but eats tons of pulutan. She’s fat, and not very pretty. During one inuman, we saw the plate of chicharon empty after just a few minutes. Another friend addressed her: “Huy, bawal yan, cannibalism!”

16. Ysa – Overheard, a girl talking to another girl: “Shucks, it’s so hard to be pretty noh? Ay sori, you wouldn’t know nga pala.”

17. Bombai – “Pag tinititigan kita, naniniwala na ako na ang tao galing sa unggoy.”

18. Frederique – “Wag ka mag-alala, malapit nang mawala sa uso ang skinny jeans.”

19. No name – “Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege!”

20. HB – “Mabuti ka pa, mayaman ako. Samantalang ako, mahirap ka. Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga ka?”

21. No name – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine: “Gusto ko pag pasok ko, ipagtitimpla mo agad ako ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa ‘yo!”

22. Bennett – “Whatever look you were aiming for? You missed.

23. Devil_laugh – “Kailangan na natin ng bagong biktima. Hindi na humihingi ng awa ang isang ito.

24. Dark Choco Boi – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Cherry Pie Picache after she lost her fortune: “Ganito pala ang feeling ng hampaslupa! Kaloka!”

25. Erwination – “Giniginaw ako. Magsunog ng alipin!”